Have Some Troll Cakes: Baker Transforms Trump Sound Bites into Bake Off Heaven

Written By Becka Keeley
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Troll Cakes Bakery and Detective Agency is the brainchild of Brooklyn baker Kat Thek. What is a Troll Cake? We hear you cry. Well, it’s quite simple:

  1. Take one troll-like comment on social media or the internet (it shouldn’t be too hard).
  2. Commission the Troll Cakes Bakery to make the aforementioned comment into a lovely, big chocolate brownie cake with frosting, sprinkles, and icing.
  3. Troll Cakes will then box the cake up and mail it to the troll who made the original comment.

Simple, easy, and ingenious!

Ok, we know what you’re going to say next. How can I send a Troll Cake if I don’t know the person’s address? Well, remember the company is called Troll Cakes Bakery and Detective Agency. That’s right, for an additional fee, Kat Thek’s team shall ‘get all Sherlock’ and track down troll commenters to who you wish to send a cake.

The standard Troll Cakes service costs $35. Whilst the detective agency add-on is more expensive at $60 due to the extra legwork involved. However, you should remember that the bakery doesn’t quite have the same resources as the FBI or NSA, and not all detective cases are accepted.

Kat Thek offers a third cake service with a funny twist or not-so-funny, depending on your sense of humor and political leanings. Troll Cakes offer a ‘Tiny Hands Special.’ This service will send Donald Trump a cake to the White House emblazoned with your favorite tweet.  This is the cheapest of the three options coming in at $30. Making a point?


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So, it’s undeniably a clever idea but what about the actual cake? Is a Troll Cake safe to eat? Yes, it’s just a normal chocolate brownie cake, and the website points out that they avoid nuts in their cake mix.

Unfortunately, if you want to send a troll cake, the recipients must reside in the USA.